*EMMY*

From: Eureka California, USA, Earth

Emmy is half Russian Blue and half Siamese.

When she is out in the sun she looks very blue. But when she is inside

she is a beautiful molten silver. Her eyes seem to change color from

spectacular emerald green to a almost mellow yellow green.

She was born in the home of Ethan and was delivered on his

bed. Emmy was the second born out of five. She has a sister named

Kitty Doe, and brother named Alex, and she also had a brother named

Jake who died from Feline Lykemia. Her mother was named Katy and there

is a mystery surrounding her father.

One day Ethan found a lonely Russian Blue named Kato near his

house in Brockway. Kato was fixed. But when Katy gave birth she had

five lovely little gray babies with the same markings as Kato.

HMMMMMMM) Emmy is ten and her birthday is May 13th. When we celebrate

her birthday she usually gets a new flea color and a can of tuna,

which she adores.

Emmy's full name is Emmy Lou Patterson. She weights about 12

pounds and she is a full figured girl. Her tail is always in a

question mark it does honestly looks like this ?.

Emmy's favorite game is to be chased. This means she likes to

run away from Ethan when it is time for her to come in. She dashes

like mad and loves to hide under cars or in the bushes.

Emmy loves to eat tuna. When we make something with tuna we

always give her a 'tuna tax'. She loves grass. This is a delicacy for

her. When we make coffee in the morning and in the evening we give her

a kitty treatt. Either a soft kind for flavor or a tartar control for

those little unsightly build ups.

Emmy is very vocal. She likes to voice her opinion on many

subjects. Such as when she can not go out when it is raining or that

she doesn't have any cat food or wanting a treat.

Sometimes we think that she likes to talk just to hear herself

talk.Emmy is our gay magnet. When a man comes into the house she

usually doesn't like to sit on straight men's laps. She loves to sit

on gay men's laps. When someone new comes into the house and Emmy

makes a bee line for there lap we both look at each other and raise

our eyebrows.

When Emmy is bad we usually have to clap our hands and this

works great. Brett likes to discuss with Emmy what she is doing wrong.

All Brett has to do is change his pitch when he is talking to her and

this also works great.

This concludes our little story of Emmy. Hope you enjoyed it.

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